I must have pissed off some deity or other this summer....My latest string of stupidity involves my lawn mower. In my defense, I've probably mowed the lawn all 3 times and I've never filled up the tank before. So since my mom is away for the moment, I had to mown the lawn.
I did a pretty good job mowing the front, if I do say so myself (I do!). But the thing stopped when I was mowing the middle of the side lawn. So..AHA, I said to myself, it needs gas! There's a big nob on the top of the engin that reads oil. Ergo, my application of collequial english: gas<=>gasoline<=>petroleum<=>oil
And yep, before my brain caught up, I dumped half a gal. of gas into the oil well. Then when I tried to start the thing, I noticed another tiny (read dirty) nob that has the picture of a gas pump on it, and has the words 'unleaded only' beside it.
At that time, the brain stopped.
So I called Home Depot (because they are smarter and I'm from the suburb. The garden guy told me to just dump it all out, but someone else said that I should flush the well.... (I'd prefer flushing since: mower running=>heat=>gasoline=>not happy mower). But I don't know with what. And on top, I have about a gallon of motor oil+gasoline hybrid in my garage that I don't know what to do with.
I mean, it can't be good for the environment to just dump that stuff in the gutter.
Also, I must be the only person I know who feels like she has cheated a small business owner when she tried to get her car oil changed. (The brain did not make the connection between oil for car and oil for lawn mower, why do you ask?)
So its $18.95 on Lady's Day to get your oil changed (girls rock!). But then, this guy started telling me about additional fluids to clean the piston ($5) and some air inlet thing or other ($9.95). Looking at my complete hopelessness with car, he said that he'd give me $3 off the oil change. My brain: $19-$3+$5+$10=$31. He goes, it'll be $22 plus tax. AHA, He made a math mistake says I!
Then they came with a bill of $32. Apparently, the $22 estimate he gave me was for the oil change only. Silly me thought that he meant the whole thing. So, they had to take off the inlet thingy (2 seconds), and I got that $5 engine fluid thing for free. Truth though, I would have paid that extra $5.
I feel like I cheated them out of their money some how....